Wrath of the Lich King. Inside secrets..
Tuesday, 5 October 2010 by nkoknki |
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I’ve been lucky to have had an inside scoop from Blizzard, the makers of World of Warcraft. The guys I know who work for the company have, after much pleading, finally agreed to my demands and promised to NOT send me anymore information, screenshots, demos or any other crap related to WOW. Honestly, I’m so sick of hearing BOTH of my housemates talking about WOW endlessly. No, I don’t care if you just levelled up your 2nd character. And yes, I called it character and not CHAR! she actually says things like “I just spent £30 to level my latest char”. WTF? They literally talk to real people in the real world in Warcraft speak. SAY CHARACTER YOU F**KING MORON!!
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Whilst one of the housemates only plays it occasionally, and only then when something interesting is happening (interesting is a word used far too much these days, in my opinion), the other, who we’ll call Orc girl (because she is female, apparently, and looks like an Orc, definitely), has just informed me that she has booked her entire years holiday off in one block to coincide with the launch of the latest expansion, Wrath of the Lich king. That’s three solid weeks of playing that she has lined up.So we live in the beautiful countryside of South Oxford, near the stunning Chiltern hills. There are so many activities that they could do around here, but instead they decide to waste their lives on the crock of shit known as World of Warcraft. Yes I’ve played WOW before, up until level 50, but only ever in my spare time when there was nothing else to do, and then I stopped. It’s boring, repetitive, unimaginative, unrewarding and a complete waste of your life. The new expansion will be no different.
Just to put this all into context. Orc girl has played the game for over three years. No, not three years since she started, but 3 years, over 1000 days or 26,200 hours in front of her screen. But then again, she is fat and boring so I’m not surprised she doesn’t get asked out that much…
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